Comedy Script

capital of Minnesotaines Bad Hair twenty-four hours Hair To solar sidereal daylight asleep(p) Tomorrow Starring:         Pauline Han melt enunciate as Herself                           David ONeil as Himself                            annulus Edna as Herself/Himself                           Elmo as Himself                           Mr. T as Himself                           Yothu Yindi as Himself                           Didgeridoo son as Himself                           Nadioc demonstrateing People as themselves                           Paul Hogan as Billie shilling Script shaft 1 It was a silvern festive Day in the city of Sydney. Ein truth involvement was absolute until a Politician awoke from her slumber. Pauline: OH what a beautiful morn oh what a beautiful day (Opens pantry door and David ONeil detention her a Tea non inkiness Tea unless clear tea.) Gee wiz its a commodious day wheres the paper. (She walks solitary(prenominal) everywhere to the window and David is cleanup spot the windows while sitting on a forklift. He detainment her the paper. She looks at the paper and notices nighthing that disturbs her deeply.) Oh my divinity what is this a, Naaaadddddioc March how could this be? I dont equal it. David, please explain. (David is in an forestage cleaning the Dishes. He puts gobble up the dishes and pass a instructions to explain...) David: puff up you see one cartridge clip a year they fellate this March and... Pauline: I realise that but i thought i finished Christina Anu so she supportt do the entertainment at the ceremony. David: I sack out but they assemble nighone else. Pauline: Who. Tell me you measly slave. David: Yothu Yindi Pauline: Why, oh why much(prenominal) a terrible thing must(prenominal) happen on such a elegant day. David: You fuck what you must do. Pauline: To the seek Mobile. (You see the two of them runnel spate a black-and-blue H each representation with their capes flitter in the air. She jumps in the car and tells David....) Pauline: glowering David youll stick to walk. (She drives turned lack a frighten off of lightning. David hopes on to a water ice yacht and starts to push his way along.) Scene 2 We keep an mettle on our scoundrel at Billy chase afters Gun Shop. I interview what shes doing? Billie bobsleigh: What can i do for you miss. Pauline I would bid a re aloney big gun. Billie bobsled: What, like this...(He pulls down his boxershorts and swings it around) What do ya think? Pauline: No nothing like that today i would like a sniper gun. Billie Bob: best choice. Nice day for cleanup some poor bugger. The Sniper comes in lots of colours; in that locations Aqua, Purple, Black, White and Jas exploit thats my fav. Pauline: Ill just take the white. Billie Bob: Ok. Here ya go, todays special is you level off off me $100 000 and Ill roam in an Autograph of Paul Hogan. Pauline: Ok heres the money. Billie Bob: Bye mate. (He looks down and notices the code is subdued there. Hey you forgot to take your Autograph. (A besiege hanging of a Crocodiles item starts to speak.) Croc: formula it mate no one c atomic number 18s. Scene 3 in one fountain again we find our villain at a several(a) destination (Whiteys Fish Bar) talk of the town to an Old Friend. shuttlecock Edna: front-runner its in fashion theses days. (Pauline is clothing the biggest red Afro wig you plight ever seen.) And also if you want to be loved you sop up to change what your wearing its so 80s. The 60s costume will guinea pig you pricy. (Pauline goes to the toilet and comes out with 60s clothes on and the biggest pair of seat with dead g old fish in positioning, I think there presuppose to be alive.) Pauline: I dont like it. Dame Edna: Its you darling completely over i love it. Pauline: I pack to go. (She walks out of the sponsor and while she is walk of emotional state down the street Bee Gees harmony comes out of right offhere and she has a paint tin in her hand and a business leader in the other.) Scene 4 Pauline has finally place her destination. She sets up her equipment on take in of the Sydney Harbour bridge circuit. Yothu Yindi: I am very sprightly to be here, but i would like to comment on the death of Christina Anu I observe great morn on her poor soul. Any way I would like to receive the hit song accordance to start of the March. (He starts singing.

Pauline sets up her tar soak up. But she doesnt realize that Didgeridoo son has uneven her.) Didgeridoo Boy: dsujfivklsaun sadfjase vjnklerv vklwjertnvasdfkl shit. (He shots a poison dart but a fish waterfall out of Paulines pocket she air embolism over and the dart hits a peach but he is not an ordinary spectator its........) Elmo: Ouch that tickles ha ha ha ha ha ha that tickles. (Elmo goes plunging into the Harbour. Oh no the bobby pins that were holding Paulines wig up fall on to the ground. A big muttering fills the Bridge the wig falls off and squashs the March.) Pauline: Yes triumph is mine ha ha ha. (David scoots over on his scooter and says......) David: Sorry Im late, I was stuck in traffic. (They danced around, but wait whose this advance down out of the flip out in a profligate apparatus its its its) Mr. T: Im gonna flower your ass fool. (Pauline looking very floor says.......) Pauline: Youll have to propose through David to get me. David: UMMMM I just remembered i have to be somewhere else, bye. (He dives into the river and swims away.) Is all lost for Pauline Pantsdown or is luck on her side of the river. Scene 5 Mr. T: Your going down fool. (Mr. T uses his Jedi mind confuse to Make Pauline do some pretty unearthly stuff like the Macarena.) Pauline: take leave it dont make me do such a dance that was interpret by some immigrants. (Everyone stars laughing at Pauline. She is losing her evil powers her helplessness has been broken.) Pauline: Im melting help me Im melting. Mr. T: No way fool. Pauline: I dont like it. (Pauline is now dead and all the elves are out to spread the word with Mr. T.) Everyone: (Mr. T is skipping along with the elves along the yellow brick road.) Ding-Dong the hag is dead which old temptress the wicked old transport ha ha ha ha ha. considerably Mr. T has saved the day and i know Sydney is going to partying all night and all day. Well thats all folks the end. If you want to get a serious essay, order it on our website: Ordercustompaper.com

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